Okay, I fail to see what is so humorous about my post. And not to be a jerk, but if you aren't single, you have no business being here. I know that's the case with Stinky Pantz.
Oxnard Hamster
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Ex-JW Singles - Post Your Info Here!
by pettygrudger inlots of love connections have been made on this board, and its about time we made a few more!
its been almost a year since there was a thread on this, and i figure its about time for an update.. so, are you single?
if so, post a little about yourself here - perhaps there's a love connection right here on this board!.
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Ex-JW Singles - Post Your Info Here!
by pettygrudger inlots of love connections have been made on this board, and its about time we made a few more!
its been almost a year since there was a thread on this, and i figure its about time for an update.. so, are you single?
if so, post a little about yourself here - perhaps there's a love connection right here on this board!.
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Oxnard Hamster
I'm single and definately looking. I'm a 24 year old male from Kansas. I'm studying to become a secondary English teacher, and I plan on getting my license next May.
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11/1/03 Watchtower: an open plea for more donations
by paterfamilias ini just read in the 11/1/03 wt an article entitled cultivate a giving spirit.
never have i seen the society so unashamedly extend its hands in search of more money.
i'm going to let the article speak for itself.
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Oxnard Hamster
I can donate my blood and sperm to the borg. Can I get a tax break for that?
Good idea ntm! Write a little note saying "Here is my rich donation", spurf in an envelope, and mail it. They can have fun trying to peel the note from the inside of the envelope.
ROFLMAO!!!!
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11/1/03 Watchtower: an open plea for more donations
by paterfamilias ini just read in the 11/1/03 wt an article entitled cultivate a giving spirit.
never have i seen the society so unashamedly extend its hands in search of more money.
i'm going to let the article speak for itself.
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Oxnard Hamster
Yeah, welcome. This is really an interesting post and I'm glad you shared it with the rest of us.
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Idiot Sightings
by RR inidiot sightings
idiots at work:.
i was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed i had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
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Oxnard Hamster
I think I've seen some of those before, but they are still funny.
However, under the everyday stress of work and whatnot, I guess it's easy to make dumb mistakes because we live in such a fast paced society. That's just my theory.
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International Joke of the Day. This ought to offend just about everybody !
by xjw_b12 inon a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:.
2 italian men and 1 italian woman.
2 french men and 1 french woman.
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Oxnard Hamster
ROFL! Good show! Oh wait, that sounded English. I'm American. Not that I have anything against the English. I think you're all cool.
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You might be a jW if...
by Valis in*lol* i found these on some jw's website...*lol* he had the font and background color white so you couldn't really see them...*lol* straight from the horse's mouth no less..
you might be a jw if.... if you feel that death is more important than birth
if you have constant pain in your right shoulder and can't unclasp your right hand; you probably have bookbagitis, a disease unique to jw's
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Oxnard Hamster
I feel compelled to take a stab at this....
You might be a JW if...
- You see higher education as a bad thing.
- You think all Christians(as in what they call Christendom) are bad people.
- You send magazines via the mail to people who have lost loved ones.
- You get in an arguement with someone. He/she brings up a good point and you respond by either a) Saying "I'll do some more research. b) Just read this book and it'll explain everything. c) Go off on a tangent that has nothing to do with the person's question or point.
- Your idea of a fun and productive Saturday afternoon is driving all over town and handing out magazines.
- Your idea of a wild party is sitting around with friends and reading a magazine. (Seriously, JWs used to put down birthday parties because they boast about their alleged wild parties.)
- You haven't even read any Harry Potter books, but you assume it's full of instructions on how to become a successfuly warlock.
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New to forum
by Happyman inhi folks,.
i am new to this forum, as of today, but i see that there is already someone here called happy man.
i'd have chosen a different nick if i'd known.
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Oxnard Hamster
Welcome aboard Happy Man.
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What to expect at a JW funeral
by lovinglife ini hope someone can "enlighten" me.
my grandmother recently passed away (91 yrs old) and they are having her funeral at the kh.
i can't remember ever having to attend one when i was a kid.
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Oxnard Hamster
My wife went to a memorial service for some boy who died and they were pushing their youth program.
When did the duds ever have a youth program? When I studied with them, they always bragged about how "they never banished youth to Sunday school" and treated people of all ages the same.
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11/1/03 Watchtower: an open plea for more donations
by paterfamilias ini just read in the 11/1/03 wt an article entitled cultivate a giving spirit.
never have i seen the society so unashamedly extend its hands in search of more money.
i'm going to let the article speak for itself.
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Oxnard Hamster
As a matter of fact, I don't know anyone who fell for that baloney. I didn't give them once cent.
Even the most die hard dubs?